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June 2, 2009

Yall Don't Know Shit About The Pizza Culture!




Wow. Rofl. Never new Fab had a sense of humor.

posted by Anonymous @ 2:31 PM | 0 comments

 

 

May 31, 2009

New PSP Announced... :/

So Sony has finally gotten fed up of being raped in the asshole by Nintendo and their DS handheld system, and they have decided to strike back with a newly designed PSP!!! *sighs*

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What I dont understand is that its not even gonna be like the DS, where u can touch it n shit. Its just a normal fuckin PSP wit a flip up screen smfh! The decision to totally eradicate the use of those homo UMD discs was a great move, but i have a feeling that will turn off most of their core audience who already own several of them, rendering them useless.

However, i will most likely be getting one...but then again, i buy everything so wutever!

posted by Anonymous @ 3:33 PM | 1 comments

 

 

There's A Pole In His Basement!




So apparently Bow Wow has created a video for the song "Pole In My Basement" from his "highly successful" album "New Jack City Part 2" (LOL @ all the "'s)

This was actually my favorite song from the album, which only had like 2-3 songs that were any good anyway. The fact that he appears in most the video makes it lose credibility somewhat, but that bitch is top notch! (besides her face, she could probably stand to use a few surgical procedures)

posted by Anonymous @ 3:27 PM | 0 comments

 

 

Like.....Seriously?

As I was lookin through all the sneaker blogs contemplating which pair of overpriced jordans im gonna waste all my money on next, i came across these gems...


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at first i was like "huh?" then i was like "what tha fuck?"

like seriously, grown men wear shit like this? and actually anticipate the release of this kinna shit?

i mean, they look like fuckin space boots with velcro straps on em :/

these the kinna shoes they give retarded kids so they cant trip over their shoelaces...


oh well, ima just stick to my jordans i guess

posted by Anonymous @ 3:20 PM | 0 comments

 

 

May 28, 2009

Don't Call It A Comeback....

Yeah i think its time i brought the blog back. I've had people askin where it went and all that, not even knowing that people viewed this shit. So yeah, we lost a few posters, but as long as u got me, how can u complain?





posted by Anonymous @ 1:00 AM | 0 comments

 

 

May 23, 2009

Word Nikz

Nok stfu wit that bullshit..

posted by TeGo @ 2:15 AM | 2 comments

 

 

Chemical Warfare Tracklist (w/ Album Cover)

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July 7th fags..



1. Intro

2. “ALC Theme” feat. Kool G Rap.

3. “Lose Your Life” feat. Snoop Dogg, Jadakiss and Pusha T.

4. “Chemical Warfare” feat. Eminem

5. “Grand Concourse Benches” feat. KRS-One

6. “Therapy” feat. Evidence, Blu, Talib Kweli and Kid Cudi.

7. “That’ll Work” feat. Three 6 Mafia and Juvenile

8. “Smile” feat. Twista and Maxwell

9. “Keep The Heels On” feat. Prodigy

10. “Gangrene” feat Gangrene (Oh No and Alchemist) Roc C and Crooked I.

11. “Lights, Cameras, Action” feat. Lil Fame

12. “Some Gangster Sh*t” feat. Fabolous

13. “From Now To Then” feat. Jadakiss

14. “On Sight” feat. Dogg Pound and Lady of Rage

15. “Take A Look Back”


w00t!!



XXL




EDIT: Album cover added. Much better than them old promo covers he had floatin around.

posted by TeGo @ 2:03 AM | 1 comments

 

 

March 24, 2009

STFU NOK!

That last post was just wack.. and hate!

posted by DMinus @ 4:34 PM | 0 comments

 

 

March 17, 2009

Shit Like This Makes Me Think These New Hip Hop Acts Are Jokes



Before KiD CuDi could even get started into what could've been a little-above-mediocre career in rapping and off-tune singing.. he decides to 'retire'.

First off, fuck you for using that word. You haven't established yourself as an artist yet to consider even saying you're 'retiring'. I liked CuDi.... his mixtape was pretty entertaining and his off-tune singing was bad.... in a good way.

Now this dude comes out with this shit...???


AFTER THE RELEASE OF MY FIRST LP THIS SUMMER, IAM NOT MAKING ANY MORE SOLO ALBUMS,” Cudi said in his blog. “IAM FALLIN BACK ON BEING A ARTIST. THE DRAMA THAT COMES WITH IT IS MORE OVERWHELMING THAN THE SHIT I WAS DEALING WIT WHEN I WAS PISS POOR BROKE. MY FRIENDS GET MAD AT ME, SAY IVE CHANGED, ONE OF THE ONLY HOMIES I GOT IN THIS GAME, WALE, IS WORRIED ABOUT ME CUZ OF SHIT HE HEARS. LIKE WTF? WHO CAN SAY IM BEIN HOLLYWOOD?
Maybe he just ran out of Swaggerade? :/

I'm gonna call it a night... but before I do, something to make me say fuck this and put a smug on my face is this new Slaughterhouse track. Seriously, is anyone as excited as I am that we finally have something in hip-hop that has a higher chance of succeeding than failing? These ratios don't come around that quick, people.

posted by Nok @ 2:52 AM | 1 comments

 

 

March 16, 2009

A Hidden Gem I Found On The Enterwebz..


Titties - Stunnaman Ft Philos


Well, i dont know how to explain this, or even admit to any of you how i stumbled across it....but i proceeded to download everything "Stunnaman" has ever released..

posted by Anonymous @ 3:04 AM | 0 comments

 

 

March 14, 2009

Rollin' Down The Freeway - Statik Selektah feat. Kali, Glasses Malone, & Termanology




On some of that smooth Cali summer nighttime shit....

Statik really did his thing on the beat.... Now to find some dome while ridin' down the freeway and I call that a successful night.

Rollin' Down The Freeway - Statik Selektah feat. Kali, Glasses Malone, & Termanology - zshare

posted by Nok @ 3:42 PM | 0 comments

 

 

March 12, 2009

First Gameplay Trailer For Fight Night Round 4 [Xbox360/PS3]



This shit is on a whole nother level of crazy! It comes out in the fall i believe, and i already got my shit reserved. Holla!

posted by Anonymous @ 3:28 PM | 0 comments

 

 

March 10, 2009

Blog Under Re-Invention

Well to all our loyal followers, you will recognize some pretty major changes around here, due in part to our newest member of the blog team Bareda. Bear with us as we undergo these changes.

posted by Anonymous @ 3:15 AM | 2 comments

 

 

March 1, 2009

This Just In!

I'm That Nigga...

*vanishes

posted by Nok @ 1:35 PM | 1 comments

 

 

February 26, 2009

Another Moment From Drizzy




Drizzy Drake chops it up with Vibe In this new interview...

Interview

ps. Fuck a jump, niggaz.

posted by Nok @ 3:25 AM | 2 comments

 

 

Keri Juggling





Good Lord!

The things i would do......

posted by Anonymous @ 2:37 AM | 0 comments

 

 

Announcement from the Board of Governors

In response to an offensive post made on an undisclosed website regarding a recently deceased young man, Hotnikelz has been suspended indefinitely from The Revolver Press. He has also been fined 3 rapidshare accounts, to be paid in full to TeGo aka Tegzilla teh King. If Hotnikelz fails to cooperate, readers are suggested to ignore his trollful posts.

Thanking You,

ATI

P.S. Due to unforseen circumstances, Hotnikelz has been temporarily reinstated as a result of a public apology, that is all.

posted by ATI @ 1:44 AM | 4 comments

 

 

February 25, 2009

"Rapin A Nigga's Son Is Too Far For Rap Beef"

Hotnikelz: Hey Tego, lets be gangsters today
TeGo: Can we get fat and move to miami after?
Hotnikelz: hmm sure, we can beef with 50 Cent too if ya want :)
TeGo: Word, we gon have to bring that ether though
Hotnikelz: We gon get some goons to rape his son, and send the footage to TMZ, ABC news and WSHH
TeGo: Whoa, too far man
Hotnikelz: We would win the beef though
TeGo: Word, hmm
Hotnikelz: Word, they be like "We have just received a shocking video from an anonymous source. It appears to be a boy (presumably the son of rap star Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson) being raped in the anus by several goons. More on this shocking turn of events later."
TeGo: Rapin a nigga's son is too far for rap beef tho, b
Hotnikelz: Hmm, true. Can we rape Ciara then?
TeGo: Yeah, we can run a train on dat bitch
Hotnikelz: With condoms or no?
TeGo: Well if she had any StD's, then 50 would already have em so...
Hotnikelz: Well if its no condoms, then im goin first. I dont want your cum on my penis
TeGo: iono, u gettin the ass anyway so iono wut u complainin for
Hotnikelz: that still means im gon have ur cum on my balls, so no...
TeGo: Ill just give u some paper towels or somethin
Hotnikelz: oh, ok...that sounds fair enuff
TeGo: Deal!
Hotnikelz: When we gon do it?
TeGo: Ciara's album release party
Hotnikelz: will we be fat and living in miami by then?
TeGo: No, but that works out anyway... cuz itll be easier to run the train on her if we arent fat. Cuz we'll be more like, agile n shit...fat niggas can barely wipe their ass b
Hotnikelz: fat niggas are pretty good fuckers tho b
TeGo: how u know this?
Hotnikelz: nigga, u act like we gon be fuckin her on a handstand or somethin




......... :D

posted by Anonymous @ 12:54 AM | 3 comments

 

 

February 24, 2009

Epik Phail Of The Day: 'Rapelay"




http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhl1f6V7A351X1M9Mu

"Some local officials and advocates can't believe that a company in Japan is selling a video game in which players are supposed to rape a woman and her daughters. The game, called Rapelay, is not supposed to be sold outside of Japan, but is readily available on some Web sites."

I would love to see this sitting on a shelf at my local Blockbuster.

Seriously though.... did they actually think this could possibly be a good idea?

posted by Nok @ 10:35 PM | 2 comments

 

 

Blu Signs to Warner...and Interview

Long Beach's Blu: 'I’m not going to save hip-hop. Hip-hop is safe.'

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/02/blu.html

This weekend it was announced that 2007 and 2008 HipHopDX Award-winner Blu has signed with Sire Records, a division of Warner Brothers.

posted by ATI @ 4:35 PM | 1 comments