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February 21, 2009

ROFL @ Earth

Why do people wanna be so nice to earth? Wtf has earth done for us? We don't get earth day off school or work! Its always fuckin too hot or too cold! And u can't namedrop earth to impress women, cuz its fuckin earth yo. If anything earth owes us! How many times you said to yourself "fuck, its cold" ? That's earth's fault! See them guys dealing crack in front of your house? Earth's fault! Hey is that baby crying? *points at earth. I bet the other planets look at earth like "haha, fuck earth!" Earth isn't even famous really. Nobody names themselves after earth (cept for like google earth, but that was made by the devil). Is there an MC Earth? No! Has any famous celebrity named their child after earth? No! Earth has fucking gravity! Why?! I don't want gravity smh. Imagine having sex in mid-air! Now that's wut the fuck I'm talkin about! That's the shit! And earth can't do that for me. So until the earth starts makin some changes, I'm gonna be anti-earth......

posted by Anonymous @ 2:42 AM |

2 Comments:

At February 21, 2009 at 8:40 PM, DMinus said:

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At July 5, 2009 at 8:41 AM, HJones said:

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